Another Gay Conversation

So I'm on the swing. This swing that I'm on is like one of these-

And for some reason whenever I'm on it it doesn't seing straight.

So my dad says "why does it always go sideways with you?"

And then I reply with- "I dunno it's just not straight."

And then my dad...kinda... Repeats that...

"You're not straight."

And I'm just there, laughing because he's right.