A (Probably) Not Relatable Story?

My dad has this thing he's been doing since I came out as queer, where he'll talk going to bars and picking up chicks?? He really wants me to be his wingman for some reason, it kinda weirds me out every time he brings it up. (Partially because he's still married?? He loves my mom but I think he thinks that she's gonna divorce him soon or something lol).

I try to laugh it off and change the subject every time, but I really wish there was a Erase This Particular Thought Button :tm: lying around. First of all, I'm not socially adept enough to flirt in any sort of social environment, second of all, even if I was, I would absolutely not do it with my father around :")

At least he's (kinda) ive, if not a lil insensitive sometimes haha

And as always, a selfie spam. Thanks for the read, and to wash your hands lots and wear your mask!! Stay safe out there <3