Kuyosuke made a post like this, and it reminded me that I have collected quotes from around my school. So, I present to you...
Orginal Quotes from the Crackheads at my School
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David: What do you like to do for fun?
Cody's Brain: sTiCkiNg My FiNgEr InSiDe HaMsTeRs' ButTs
Cody: Random stuff.
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*The class is learning about the human brain*
Teacher: There's a part in the brain called the hippocampus. It's the part in the brain that stores memory.
Eric: I want a hippocampus for Christmas.
Felix: You already have a hippocampus.
Eric: Not a very good one.
Tobias: Hahaha! Comedy :expressionless: :neutral_face:
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Felix: I'm a sexy beast.
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*After the transition to their next hour at school*
David: Ew! Why is my seat HOT?
Felix: What kind of butt problems do those kids have?
Cody: Do you really wanna know?
David: NO!!!
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David, who just arrived at school: Time to go to sleep again!
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*Felix is trying to teach the squad how to play an Irish song on the piano*
Felix: Come on, guys! Put more emotion into the song! We need to visualize the large, Viking men!
Neomí: Why can't we be Viking women?
María: With beards! :3
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Beanpole: I have bloodstains on my nails.
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*David slides across the table over to Tobias*
David, jokingly: When are going to return those library books?
Tobias, who's lowkey frightened: hOW DID YOU KNOW???
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*Angel and Eric are playing football*
Angel: Stop throwing it to me! I can't jump, I have to poop!
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*Everyone is coughing in class*
History Teacher: STOP spreading your disease!
Felix: It's the plague all over again.
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Felix: I dare you to write on a piece of paper "Thicky Ham" and give it Cody.
David: Uhm... Okay...
David: *Does so*
Teacher: ing notes in class I see. I hope you two boys don't mind if I read it aloud.
Teacher: *Takes note*
Teacher: "Thicky Ham"...
Teacher:
Teacher: I-
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David: What rhymes with cow?
Sofia: Owl.
David:
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Cody: Uhm... There's a paper airplane in the ceiling...
Eric: I can reach it.
Tobias: We know, Eric.
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*BP, Kris, and Greg the Dorito are in the van and see kids leaving the school*
Kris: It's just a bunch of little boys.
Dorito: Beanpole's favourite.
Beanpole: *cHOKES*
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I don't even know anymore. Peace out :v: 🏾
Comments (7)
W H Y
At ThIs pOiNt I tHiNKbyOuR sChooL nEeDs hElP
LoTs oF hElP
i'Ve BeEn At ThiS sChoOL fOr 5 yEaRs. I hAvE sEeN eVeRyThiNg. AnD tHeRe iS nO dEnYiNg ThAt We aLL nEeD heLp
Reply to: ☃ :snowflake: Ice, Ice, Pennovation :snowflake: ☃ #CodyProtectionSquad #
I fEeL LiKe iTs nAtURaL to TyPe lIkE thIs nOw
*Wheeze*
WTF kind of school do you attend, I wanna go there now :joy:
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This is so chaotic lmao :joy: