JAKEN CULT

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In order to touch grass, you just need to follow these simple steps.

Step 1. Take your feet off of the bed and place them on the floor.

Step 2. Push yourself off of the bed and stand up.

Step 3: Make your way to your bedroom door.

Step 4: Twist the handle and pull. Now proceed to exit.

Step 5: Navigate your way to the front door and repeat Step 4.

Okay, now that may have been too physically difficult for you, but you are so close to being done. See that stuff in front of your house? Its green and pointy. That stuff is called grass (noun). Grass is vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves growing wild or cultivated on lawns. Grass. G-R-A-S-S. Sound it out with me. G R A S S. I want you to walk over to the edge of the grass field, bend down, and graze the tips of the grass with your fingers. Once you have done this, you have finally touched grass for the first time in your life.