To Eliot: “ Pizza boy. Fetch me that pizza. And I’m not asking, unless of course you wouldn’t mind being pushed towards the freak that is chasing all of us.”
“Hey housewife of the group! You better fetch me that pizza. Hurry up boy.”
“If you don’t give me that pizza I will throw you to the killer! YOU HEAR ME?!”
To builder man: “ You. Place down that gun machine here, or I’ll force you to.”
“Ay hard helmet! Can’t you see your ‘defensive’ member is hurt? PLACE DOWN THAT HEALING MACHINE!”
“Place the machine here or I’ll force you in a scenario where you have to.”
To Guest: “Oi brute! This guy is ON ME! Do your thing!”
“Blue hair! Block this attack for me!”
To two times: “ Cultist. Do your thing and body block him for me, you have a second life, don’t you?”
“Oi smiles! You got a life to spare! I DONT! So do your JOB!”
If he’s on his second life: “ Smiles! Maybe your all so powerful spawn granted you a third life! You never know until you try!”
“Cultist! Maybe your so powerful god granted you three lives! SO BODY BLOCK THIS GUY BEFORE HE GETS MY ONE AND ONLY LIFE!”
To Shedlesky: “ Oi chicken lover! Swing your sword at this thing for me, ay?”
“OLD MAN! SHOW ME YOUR SWORDSMANSHIP AND SWING THAT SWORD AT THIS GUY!”
To chance: “ You love taking chances, no? So why don’t you take your chance on this guy and I run off Scott free!”
“Hey! Use your gun on this guy before I throw you to him so you can take your chances on him!”
To Noob: “Use that stone potion and be my shield. That’s your only used after all.”
“Quit hiding and start shielding for all of us!”
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elliot our favourite housewife
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IM NOT A HOUSEWIFE
THEN WHAT ARE YOU
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NOT A HOUSEWIFE THATS FOR SURE
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I told the other gambler I would make the joke live on :pray: