Who is more main character, me or Harry Potter?

盧修斯 Elias

23/09/22

#hpatruthordare

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙥𝙖! This is Elias, back with something different... a poll, between two of the most convincing main characters of hpa and hp, Elias (me) and Harry Potter (the lesser known main character).

Debating who is better, we can access that there is no real problem of hubris or battling who is much more heroic, as I'm not going to start on that level. However, I would like to mention all of the reasons why Harry Potter is a bad main character and why I would be a good main character, let's see who would win...

All of the reasons why harry is a bad main character:

- obviously he's not Harry Styles

- Harry has straight up anger issues

- Harry has a ugly cry face

- Harry would eat porridge with sugar as his favourite breakfast.

- Harry let's the Dursleys escape

- Harry has no flirting skill

- Harry has the emotional intelligence of a pixie

- Harry named his son Albus Severus Potter after 2 of his abs at Hogwarts.

- Harry has bad haircuts

- Harry dumped Ginny cause he was going away? What?

- Harry's stoic social skills reminds people of Tom Riddle

- Harry has no eyesight (srsly couldn't even find his glasses)

- Harry uses expelliarmus too much

- Harry tied to "accio" an egg he was clearly supposed to get other than with a simple summoning spell

All of the reasons why elias is a good main character:

- it's me :two_hearts:

+ bonus: I am team kettle

That was the big debate! Now you can debate in the comments why harry potter or me would have more main character energy! Comment away and vote for your favourite main character moment! ♡