FanFiction | The Crazy Adventures of Birdie Sew

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Dis iz mah character do nut steel or Fliqpy and I wil Hunt you down *evil smile* ((Please help me))

Once upon a time, there was the most beautiful hot pink neon bird there ever was. She has beautiful white hair with lustful blue eyes, and an cute bow on the top of her head. She is the most beautiful bird you’ll ever see. She’s really mean though and can cut you with her edge, but if you get to know her she’s a sweet heart and very protective.

Birdie is this beautiful caca bird’s name. Birdie is life.

Anyways, Birdie was walking down the sidewalk when Lumpy appears. The big blue moose’s jaw fell when he saw her body. “Omg where did you get that purrfect bod.” Lumpy asked the beautiful Birdie.

Birdie looks at Lumpy with disgust. “Ew you’re a hairy moo moo get away from me.”

“I’m no moo moo.” Lumpy suddenly dies due to natural causes like being too hairy.

Then all of a sudden, Giggles and Flippy came! Flippy gasped. “OMG SHES SO HOWAT.” Flippy says.

Birdie fell in love with Flippy because he’s so cute and kawaii. “Aww Flippy you’re so cute.” She said.

Flippy did a kawaii blush and giggle. “Thx I am so cute and kawaii.”

Giggles gaspo. “But he’s mine!”

Birdie suddenly changed to BLRDIE!! Blrdie killed Giggles very gruesomely.

Flippy gaspo.

Blrdie turns back to Birdie and sobs because she killzo a girl. Flippy pats her back. “Nu worrize I’m too kawaii for her she would have died naturally from ugliness.”

Birdie gives Flippy a kawaii hug, then SPLENDID APPEARED.

“Herro.” Splendid Said.

“OH YOURE SO HOAWAT.” Birdie screeched.

“You’re so cutie and kawaii Birdie.” Splendid said doing The Moon Walk.

“OH I CANT DECIDE I LOVE SPLENDID AND FLIPPY!” Birdie starts sobbing.

Suddenly Splendid and Flippy decide to fight for her!

Splendid used some really cool moves and Flippy turned to Fliqpy, and in the end Splendont appeared and took her away to a kawaii place.

The End

Don’t forget to Heart Me *Kawaii Blusho*

What have I created.