Before I start this I want to say: I have a moose named hamburger if I don’t win then this place is communist and rigged and you all think Lin Manual Miranda’s singing is as trash as your choice to not include me.
Man I’m starting off on a great foot.
1. What’s your preferred name?
Probably Blitz. You can call me whatever just don’t expect me to answer to anything other than Blitz or Minion of Satan.
2. What are your preferred pronouns?
Good question. Uhhhh. I don’t think Satanist is a pronoun so let’s just go with He/Him
3. What’s your age/age range?
I can’t drive but I can see Frozen without a parent. So 15.
4. How active are you on Hamino? [add screenshots of your minutes, not checkins]
How do I put it... I’m new to this whole Hamino thing. So this is gonna look pretty bad as the time of making this I’ve been here for like a day.
Why am I doing this again?
Oh puns.
5. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like puns?
Easy 10.
6. Are you easily annoyed by really cheesy puns? [be honest]
Absolutely not. I’m the guy who laughs at Regular Show’s MULLET over puns.
7. What is the that was hidden in this post?
I hate how many times I had to read that post to find Cookie
8. Why do you want to be part of this squad?
Because punners are always bullied despite them being punderfull. I just hope you punderstand where I’m coming from at this point. It’s a pun ch in the face when people are always annoyed by a punners pun.
9. What’s your time zone?
Eastern Standard Time baby.
10. Just for fun, give me a really good Hamilton pun on the spot- can be anything that has to do with Hamilton but make sure it’s a legit pun and not just a Hamilton reference. [won’t affect chances of getting in]
Alexander Hamilfin
Angelorca
King Georca
Hercules Mullifin.
Laflounder
Lawrence.
That last one isn’t a pun but it just felt weird to not include him.
Can’t wait to definitely get in. ! Don’t be a communist! Unless it’s Neo Communism!
I spent too much time on this.
Smh my head my head my head my head my head
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