Now one day i went 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦.𝘤𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢 and saw my mother 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 making some food. So i went "Hey mom! What ya making?" She went "Oh dear.... Im making burgers!" Now this is where I Aaron Burr's exsistence and said said "Pardon me, are you Aaron Bur-ger?".... She got mad at me and pulled an Eliza move.
I heard someone mentioning a baguette 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴 but i thought they said Lafayette so i rapped the whole of guns and ships..... I guess i became a lag-baguette after that!
𝗜 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗸𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗶 𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 "𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳.......𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣...𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨............𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 ......𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙣𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧-𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞-" 𝙞 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠
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