Four from Hell

•Rockin’ in the Desert•

Aight so picture this-

You and the lads are out for some cheeky nando’s, but you find out that you’re actually in the middle of an underdeveloped North Africa-esque nation, that does not, in fact, have a Nando’s. Whadduyado? You take twenty hostages to try and force the government to build a Nando’s restaurant across the street! Of course!

Yep, these fine gentlemen are The Zulu Marauders, a Gang from the desert nation of Casbia, across the eastern ocean from Hadria.

They’re essentially just Chavs, or Gopniks (Rascals, Scoundrels, Nuisances, Punks, etc.) led by the fearsome Elf, Sagawa.

Sagawa is the boss, and definitely the scariest. He’s cruel and unfeeling. Just like every villain I make (oof.) He’s been arrested in more countries than you could count, and has broken out of more prisons than that. His Griffin is mysterious, even his peers haven’t seen it. They suspect that it’s a flea-sized Griffin, or something...

Anmanda, or “Da” to his lads, is the second in command to the marauders. He’s got terrible anger issues, which are encouraged by the fact that he can’t seem to learn English, and he’s often frustrated by most people’s lack of the ability to speak Elvish

His griffin is GARGANTUAN by griffin standards. He’s hard to hide, and usually flies around in the

upper atmosphere

As nowhere else has space for him! His ability is being huge, and crushing things under his feet. Also he breathes fire.

Col. Karus Athen isn’t actually a Colonel, he just likes to say he is. He’s a regular human, a rascal. He’s extremely clever, and an incredible tinkerer, having given his griffin some ‘upgrades’

The Griffin, Kuchiku-kun, is too small to do much damage, so he’s been given a homemade tank, courtesy of his master, the good Colonel. Kuchiku’s powers include: gun.

Spirou is a vampire from the mountains of Hadria, his primary goal in life, is to drink blood. That’s a pretty good goal if you ask me! But the problem, you see, is that in the GMCU (Griffin Master Cinematic Universe), Vampires don’t have fangs. They have no natural means of procuring blood, at all! They must kill someone and harvest their blood like orange juice simpson. Hence the artificial claws.

His griffin is not actually a griffin :0, it’s a Tatzelwürm! The Tatzelwürm is a strange creature that turns people into vampires, and follows them around for eternity. His Tatzelwürm just so happens to be very cooperative, and will fight on his behalf, despite being a parasite.

(So I think I forgot to explain this, despite the fact I’ve covered elves before)

Elvish hair, like the hair on their heads at least, is full of chemicals that will change colour based on the Elf’s current emotional state. The reason that Sagawa’s hair is so crazy, is because he is crazy, and isn’t feeling anything at any given time, so it just kind does whatever.

•Ciao for Now!•