............i hate myself

i present to you the great comet as told through emojis

starring :woman: 🏾 as natasha

🧔🏻 as pierre

:man: 🏻 as andrey

:woman: 🏼 as sonya (no redhead emojis)

:older_woman: 🏼 as marya d

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ as anatole

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ as helene

:man: 🏽 as dolokhov

🧓🏼 as bolkonsky

:person_frowning: 🏻‍♀ as mary

and this guy :japanese_ogre: as balaga

prepare for actual hell

:question: :man: 🏻

:cry: 🧔🏻

:raising_hand: 🏼‍♀ :raising_hand: 🏾‍♀ :ring: :older_woman: 🏼

:woman: 🏾 :thought_balloon: :bride_with_veil: 🏾🤵🏻

🧓🏼 :person_frowning: 🏻‍♀

:raising_hand: 🏾‍♀ :person_frowning: 🏻‍♀ :no_entry_sign: 🧓🏼

:woman: 🏾 :sob: :full_moon: 🌨 :thought_balloon: :man: 🏻

🎟 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ :man: 🏽🥁 :musical_score:

:sparkles: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂

:woman: 🏾 :eyes: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :lips:

🧔🏻 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ :man: 🏽 :tada: :confetti_ball: 🍾🥃 :cocktail: :tropical_drink: 🥂

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :ring: 🤫

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :thought_balloon: :woman: 🏾 :sweat_drops: :weary: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ :man: 🏽 :no_entry_sign:

:man: 🏽 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ :kiss: 🧔🏻 :rage:

🧔🏻 :gun: :man: 🏽 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀🤭

🧔🏻 :sob:

:older_woman: 🏼 :alarm_clock: :church: :woman: 🏾 :woman: 🏼

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏽‍♀ :lipstick: :kiss: :dress: :woman: 🏾

:woman: 🏾 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :couple: :couplekiss:

:scroll: 🧔🏻 :arrow_right: :man: 🏻 :scroll: :person_frowning: 🏻‍♀ :arrow_right: :woman: 🏾 :love_letter: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :man: 🏽 :arrow_right: :woman: 🏾 :two_hearts: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂

:woman: 🏼 :no_entry_sign: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂

:woman: 🏾 :rage: :scroll: :arrow_right: :person_frowning: 🏻‍♀ :no_entry_sign: :ring: :man: 🏻

:woman: 🏼 :sob:

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :man: 🏽 :thought_balloon: :woman: 🏾 :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :church:

:man: 🏽 :x: :woman: 🏾

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :rage:

:japanese_ogre: :dash:

:person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :wave: 🏻 :wave: 🏻 :wave: 🏻 :dancer: 🏽

:older_woman: 🏼 :rage: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :no_entry_sign: :woman: 🏾

:woman: 🏾 :sob: :woman: 🏼 :cry: :older_woman: 🏼🤬

:older_woman: 🏼🤬 :telephone_receiver: 🧔🏻

🧔🏻 :rage: :arrow_right: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂

🧔🏻 :dollar: :person_with_blond_hair: 🏻‍♂ :arrow_right:

:woman: 🏾🤒

:man: 🏻 :rage: 🧔🏻 :woman: 🏾

:woman: 🏾 :sob: 🧔🏻 :sob:

🧔🏻☄ :sob:

thank you for taking the time to suffer through this have a nice day