The Best Love Story Ever

(Jokefics are my specialty now and I know the poll hasn't ended but honestly idc so yeah)

Noodle wus sitting at table making anime drawings cuz she was Asian. She then broke her pencil and like didn't know wat 2 do cuz sharpeners didn't exist in Kong Studios. She tried to look for some other pencile wen she saw a boi with disgusting hair and a deformed body structure.

"KONICHIWA" she yelld and da guy wus shook and he fell to da floor. Noole lokked down ag boy and he was like "SODIUM CHLORIDE".

Frs, Noddles thot the guy looked bootyful so den she wus like "wus yo name" and he like "Jimmy Neutron" so Ramen said "les go out ;))))))))))" and he was like "IRIDOCYCLITIS" and they teleported to Olive Garden and stole all the breadsticks.

"WHERE'S NODDLE" Russell screeched as he paused his Peppa Pig episode. Suddenly, some guy in a fedora moonwalked into the dead room and bRussel Sprouts like "bro where chu see an Asian gorl?"

"Idk lol" the guy said and Ruseel thot his voice was so amazing so he wolk up to guy and wus like "bro is u gay" and the guy like "HELL NAW" and he slapped Russian with a loafer. Russ cry but den the guy apologized and wus like "Yo I'm Michael Jackson who's mans is u?"

"Am russel" Russia said and den Michelle like "I'm give u N-Word " and Russ like "thanks bro cho cho" and russ say "my N-Word" and they go to Didneywolrd where they did good things for good people cuz they were both wholesome cookies.

"HEIBDIEBIFHEIFBEIDBIWHXISHS" 2deck scremed into the mic like he wus being chocked. Morduc wus disgosted and wus mad so he like "2dingle U succ at singing" so then 4d cry and run out room.

He went outside and deadass drowned in his tears as he wanted death so he wus abiut to kermit socide wen a short guy scremed "YO STOP".

3D lokked down to see a guy that was like a foot shorter than him lmao so he laughed and he got kicked in the balls by the guy who wus wearing heels so 2doc screeched in pain.

"AAAAAAAAAA" he screm and the short purple guy like "don't mcfriking laugh at me bro >:(" and 2dio like "lmao u have heels bro u have big gae" and the guy got triggered so he pulled out a glock and 2dinkleburg got shook and wus now sorry cuz he didn't want to die from an oompa loompa.

"Ay u look nice dud" the guy said to 2sock who wus now like "oh thank m8" in a British accent cuz he wus British and the purple guy said "My name is Prince."

Pronce lokked up at 2stewart who wus no suddenly I N L O V E. "Muy name is shtuwart" he said in British. Print den gave him a dead and rotten flower from his pocket full of vegan cheese jejfiebfjbeufbehf. "Omg I luv it :D" 3doi said even tho he actually hated it and it smelled horrible.

Suddenly it started raining in purple and Prune took 2dawg to a red Corvette that wus the size of a damn Barbie doll and 1d like "how tf do I get in dat". So then Pisces like shoved him inside and he drove away so he technically kidnapped him but it's okay cuz it was L O V E.

Mordoc wus crying cuz he wus forever alone and everyone else found love even tho he hated everyone. As Murder sobbed in big sad he saw a figure in his room. It was the same thing he saw when he got sleep paralysis.

"Who tf is u" Murdeckofcards asked to the guy and the guy wus like "it is I, Squidgewob" and Squidgewob stepped out of the corner. Mordecai suddenly thot the guy wus hot lmao kill me and wus like "yo u wanna fortnight and chill bruh ;)))))))))" I want die please-

"K" Squidgewob said and so they play fortnite with Ninja and then they just chilled for a bit while listening to V A P O R W A V E. And so everyone found love that day until...........

"Omg guys" Jimmy said "the Boogeyman is gon attack us we ded" and everyone started panicking and Ace like "y'all calm tf down lmao we can defeat him with the power of love. Right, Kowalski?"

Ace wus marryed to Kowalski and like nobody knew so they were shook but they forgot about it. "So how we defeat him den" Mikey asked innocently becuz he wus innocent O K A Y-

"Idfk bro ask Jimmies" Murduck say with anger cuz he's always mad. "Bae how we defeat Boogieman" Spaghetti said and everyone cringed. Jimmy thot for a bit and said "with the power of love cuz what else lmao whip nae nae" and Ace like "I just said that" but nobody likes Ace so they ignore him.

"MCTHANKIES FROM MCSPANKIES" that Kseet guy said and apparently Paula wus dating him idfk it wus gross but whatever and Paul like "I wanna help lol" but den Michael like "gurl what kind of men u into lmfao" and Princess like "TRUE DAT :joy: :joy: :joy: ".

Den the boogiemsn came in and explosions were everywhere and so den Jimmy like "everyone we gotta show our love and affection" so they all threw up heart emojis and threw them at boogiedude. " :blue_heart: :yellow_heart: :green_heart: 🧡 :yellow_heart: :heartpulse: :purple_heart: :yellow_heart: :heartbeat: :heart: :cupid: :two_hearts: :sparkling_heart: :gift_heart: :revolving_hearts: :heart_decoration: :blue_heart: ❣ :heartpulse: 🧡 :green_heart: :purple_heart: :yellow_heart: 🧡❣ :heart_decoration: :love_letter: :green_heart: 🧡 :heart: :heartbeat: :blue_heart: ❣ :blue_heart: 🧡" wus all u saw.

2dink then suddenly like "wait guys I think he's lonely :(" and they all see boogie crying on the floor like "I just wanted love bro :cry: :cry: :sob: :sob: " and so then Squidgewob like "I have a cousin that u could date"

Then Sedusa came in and I guess that wus Squidgewob's cousin but den Ace got all shook and Medusa like "lmao dis dude dating a penguin" so then Ace kicked her off the Earth with his Gucci flip flops along with boogieguy and everything wus okay again until-

"Prince bae am gregnant" Stu said and everyone started screaming in a non-existent language. 2d gave birth to like 628537527637253751735273627462 munchkins but sold them all on Ebay and becuz of that he went to jail with Principal.

Nodle went to collage with Jimmie, Russ and MJ became a duo but Michael had to legally change his name cuz be didn't want his family to diss Russeel, Mordor and Squidgewob moved to Japan cuz they both wanna be ninja, Ace and Kowalski switched to Geice to save 15% or more on car insurance, Skeet and Paula opened a new restuarant called "Chocky Milkshake Land", and Boogyman and Sedusa broke up in like 0.625363563 seconds.

the end

(Holy hell what is this mess)