It’s all a delusion

You’ve heard the theory that Mario is on drugs and all the stuff is a drug induced hallucination. But I’ve found a little more evidence. It’s a game about a plumber from Brooklyn trying to keep a toadstool from spending a romantic evening with a dragon turtle and starting a war between a kingdom of mushrooms and a kingdom of turtles and chestnuts. Also ghosts are often called “spirits” witch is also a name for something you might find in a bottle. And “green Mario” was a figment made to give him someone to feel superior to but his mind recognizes drugs don’t make you better than anyone so the figment became the better bro and became Luigi. I personally hate that idea because I like Luigi better. And Mario is viewed as a hero even though he is clearly very evil. So obviously he’s on something or the rest of the kingdom is.