Is Jason Shrek?

MiniPhoenix 08/29/17

Edit: Thanks for the feature!

So my theory is that Jason is shrek. I have undeniable proof. First, look at this picture.

It is obvious that he is an ogre...

And now a tweet!

In this tweet he is saying goodbye to his swamp. Sadly he has to leave it to go on holiday.

It is also clear that he is working with the illuminati because, Jason is five letters long. 5 x 5 = 25. The illuminati has 3 sides. 5 x 3 = 15. 25 - 15 = 10. The illuminati has 10 letters... but wait, there's more! Jason spelt backwards is nosaJ. And nosaJ spelt backwards is Jason! Creepy right? The illuminati was known for its sign. The word illuminati as an ambigram. This is the word Jason as an ambigram.

Look at it upside down...

Now this is the illuminati symbol

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He is obviously an ogre. The question is, how does he appear human? And why does he only go ogre in photos? Well clearly, as all the ogres went extinct from the land of far far away many thousands of years ago, he became resurrected by our lord and saviour buddy christ(I'm not religious it's just facts)

Buddy Christ (RIP 420-720)

Now. The fact that he only goes ogre in photos. He was quite clearly helped to stay like a human by space unicorn. The only problem is that space unicorn only has so much power... this proves why he can be seen as an ogre in pictures. But how does this link back to the illuminati?...