*GASP*
-Zapp has been voted #5 in “The Top 10 Worst Singers in the Universe.”
-In New New York, you can do literally anything you want. Ride a unicorn? Yep. Buy a robot that can transform into any animal you want? Yep. Dance alongside gigantic holograms? Yepperoni. If you can think it, you can do it.
-Bender has looted so much stuff from Mexico that the locals call him “El Benderito.” He is wanted dead or alive for a $6 Million reward for stealing almost everything.
-Literally everyone on Amphibios 8 is in a perpetual state of feeling “stoned” due to the mixture of gases in the air. Humans are not affected by it, however.
-If Kif tries really hard and sucks in enough air, he can float in the air for a while.
-Bender has stolen stuff from other cartoon dimensions. He’s tried to steal Rick’s portal gun, Cartman’s clyde frog, Zim’s Voot Cruiser, and has successfully stolen King Ramses’ slab, and Peter Griffin’s Petercopter. He also kidnapped Butters once on a dare.
-Fry got stoned once, but hated it.
-Decopodians are all inherently losers, it’s rare to find one who’s actually successful.
-Amy used to be an amazing dancer, and she won many dance competitions. She quit after it was discovered that she had fallen in love with the main judge, and she was accused of cheating.
-Leela can kick Bender’s shiny metal ass.
-Bender is actually way tougher than he looks, he is just kinda lazy and useless.
-In the Futurama universe, TV producers are often murdered when someone doesn’t like a move they made. It’s considered one of the most dangerous jobs.
-Cartman actually met Bender once during a dimension-hopping mishap, and they started hating each other for absolutely no reason. Cartman tried to tell everyone about Bender, but nobody believed him.
Beep beep lettuce
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Hmm
Did Bender steal Gordon Ramsay's lamb sauce too?
Perhaps