First up, I'm going to warn you about words I have made up, because in lore, words would be way more expanded 1,000 years in the future:
* Frostnapping - Kidnapping, but in Cryogenic .
* Gizhupping - In the future, People has known that some parents don't raise their kids at all and they are left at home to rot, unable to be independant, unable to care for themselves, unable to communicate, and/or unable to be part of society.
* Corsupping - In the future, There's a law, banning some cartoons and some genres, making kids more likely to connect to reality. Letting your kids watch banned cartoons or genres counts as corsupping. Anything that leads kids in your responsible care into being corrupted, even partially, will charge you for corsupping.
* Anconoric - Way to replace "Great" for a number of times and saying "aunt", "uncle", or any "cousin".
* Incestor - Way to replace "Great" for a number of times and saying "granddaughter" or "grandson".
* Inconoric - Way to replace "Great" for a number of times and saying "niece", "nephew", or any "cousin".
* Procousins - Easier way to say any type of "cousin" without saying a mouthfull.
* Megaspecies - It is a group of subspecies that looks the same with minor differences, and all subspecies has the exact same natural needs.
* Subspecies - Species that used to being out of a megaspecies, then has things in common with other species (or turned to subspecies) in their megaspecies.
* Mleblenians - A name of subspecies that looks like humans, but they look morbidly skinny, but they are significantly smarter than humans. They also have diamond eyes, meaning mleblenians has length perceptions.
* Humutons - A megaspecies containing humans and mleblenians. For a species to be part of humutons, they need to look humanoid, to think like humans, to talk like humans, to have traditions like humans.
* Skapelosis - A way to describe Fry's brain thing.
Comment for words that don't exist in the present would you think it would exist in the future. Please provide a clear description or at least a hint of description.
Just to warn you, I like to make long fanfictions. Let's begin.
Chapter 1: From the night of December 31st, 1999
Yancy is calling his brother on the phone. Fry would love Yancy to meet his girlfriend, and of course it's Machelle, but he got caught with a package to the Cryogenics. His girlfriend dumped him. In this AU This girlfriend really isn't the unknown name lady. Yancy rushed to the Cryogenics. In that very room, he called out "Hello! Delivery for uh..." Then he toned down "I. C. Weiner? Oh crud! This is an inappropriate joke." He sat on the chair and leaned. He fell into the tube once a firework rocket smashes right onto the building. He got frozen.
I can't let the past end on just 1 paragraph, so...
Charles tried to attack Fry with a firework rocket, but it redirected itself towards the floor Yancy was on. Machelle saw him and said in anger, "This guy again? You don't know who he is, His name is Constantine and it's a dumb name. He's such a womanizer!" The police quickly arrested him. She confessed to Fry " that your dad wanted a word with me? As he told this advice, You got to stick for what you have. I originally had a crush on him, but, I saw him with a girl while your dad's giving me this very advice and its meaning. I thought of cheating on you, but out of both my boyfriends, You're the best! Constantine is rather... vague... about his relationship for me. He seemed to be a type of guy who wants me for nothing special." Fry still accepted her, despite the fact that she itted that she's going to cheat on him.
A bit later, they've gone back to their apartment to do their thing. After that, he tried calling Yancy, no answer. Machelle gave him an advice, "Your brother went missing? I want you to call me when you have to deliver a suspicious sounding place, like the Cryogenics where HIS firework rocket hit," At the next few days, Fry also have to deliver a pizza to the Cryogenics, he called her in advance, "If you don't hear back from me, call the police." He was also put into a cryo tube Thankfully, The cops let him free. The Cryogenics are arrested and the CMA (Cryogenical Management Agency) took over the place, but Yancy is still frozen.
In the apartment, Machelle said, "Fry, We got to do something with the salary problem! I'm pregnant and we can't afford to have a baby. We got to be direct about this, even if your brother's missing. What do we do, Fry?" Fry actually mumbled, "Direct... Missing... Brother... Hm..." Machelle asked if he's okay. He giggled softly and answered "Yes, I thought of a job Idea. I want to be a director of a show called, Missing Persons. It's what it implied. It'll be a show I'll host, trying to reunite a missing person to their grieving person." He quit his old job and a week later, thanks to Fry's brain thing, He got hired as a director for Missing persons, and Machelle's his assistant. He got 5 people in 3 days, but within a week, he managed to interview 15 grieving people. Within a month, Fry interviewed 283 people and he has earned $29,350. Missing Persons grew in popularity. He and Machelle got married, got a new home, got decent furniture, and got a daughter named "Lisa Fry".
1 year later, he's already a millionaire. He, with his parents' consent, actually paid construction workers to repair the roof of the family house. He even gave them 2 million dollars to them as donations. His mom is impressed, "How did you get all that money? Thank you! I promise I'll pay back!" Fry told them to keep the money. He told them that his new career is a director. This anniversary, His parents are watching Missing Persons. He interviewed himself with his wife sitting here. He said, "Thank you all for your , everybody! In this special interview, I'll be discussing about how this show even started. I lost my brother at the night of December 31, 1999. My wife and I have salary problems, we've gotten so direct about this." Machelle hugged him, then said on camera "It's been difficult on him lately, but he wants to talk about his brother, Yancy Fry Jr., has gone missing from that night, before it gets too late." Fry took a deep breath, and said, "Yancy Fry and I were talking to each other on the phone, then his last words are, 'I got to go deliver something. I'll be back.' That's the last I hearf from him."
8th year, Machelle, who was divorced from him and she's gone awol and tried to kill Fry and their daughter. Luckily, both survived and she got arrested. A month later, Fry got so depressed that Lisa knew Fry's hurting so bad. She saw that Fry's going to leave, and grabbed his hand, looking worried, saying "Don't go! Please, don't go!" Fry then gave her his iconic red jacket, saying "Keep this jacket warm for me until I get back. I'll be fine." He left and never returned. He's recently absent from hosting Missing Persons. Sherri and Lisa went to the Studio. They are interviewed. Lisa, wearing the iconic red jacket, asked on camera, "Where's dad?"
As Lisa got older, she became a director of Missing Persons and she knew Fry mysteriously died after he left. She is determined to find Yancy. She was in the Cryogenics, she did find Yancy, but she doesn't know he's really him. What's weird is that Yancy is "James Morales" according to legal contract. She ended up being a mother of three, giving up her obsession to find her uncle. She even bought a mansion. The future of the mansion, its latest name is "Frayomoura Fry Mansion." Lisa used Fry's clover as it's for the Fry family. The future of Missing Persons, the show is still under the heritage of the Fry family. It's named "Missing Persons 30C" turning to 31C. Yancy is still not found, but at least, he would live in the most comfortable future.
Chapter 2: Welcome to the future...
Yancy's pod opens. Yancy is walking to the exit of the room, saying, "Stupid place, stupid pod, stupid fireworks! I'm out of here!" He heard a voice saying "You can leave if you want, but I don't recommend it." He stood there, confused on who could've said that. He looked at the direction of the voice. What he does see is a oddly shaped woman, looking at the massive screen. After a brief second, She turned around and looked at him. He looked at the screen too, then he is startled that she has diamond eyes. She said "Welcome to the year 3000, Yancy Fry." He had to ask how she knew his name. She answered "Originally, Your contract will have your name in this contract. You wrote, James Morales. But you're..." He said that he never signed any contracts and meant to ask what's with the eyes. She answered "I'm an alien, a mleblenian. I'll talk about this species later." She talked about Cryo pricing policies, including the wording, "A proven victim of cryo crimes pays nothing."
They chatted personally and the mleblenian's name is "Linda" and she is very talented at recognizing eye patterns. She asked questions in case if he's really Yancy. She noticed everything is correct so she had to spoil him that he has a lot of Inconorics. She even mentioned Missing Persons. She checked his case "Victim of contract fraud" so he doesn't have to pay the cryo price. They did all kinds of tests, including memory test. She checked his case "Cryogenic door design flaw", "Frostnapping", "Accidental firework", and "Unauthorized delivery". He asked her if she wanted to be friends with him after she knew him somehow. Last is Career chips. His primary career chip is "enforcer." He is scared of it, but she said "Lots of people are scared of it. I know. Fortunately, One of your inconoric niece is looking for an enforcer" Yancy thought about it and he feel warmth, so he took a deep breath and puts his hand out. The chip is installed.
Linda said that she'd be busy doing things, and she gave him a touchscreen card. A pre-proven Yancy Card, handed from a Fry member. She said "Yancy, go to Frayomoura Fry Mansion, Attend to the party, get tested then inspected, and attend to the interview with Professor Kilnsarthe." He left the cryogenics and headed to Frayomoura Fry Mansion. He looked at Professor Kilnsarthe on card and she is a mleblenian hybrid, as the card says. He looked at the Frayomoura Fry Mansion and it looked so huge, he'd recognized it. There's also tubing. He went into the tube, saying "Frayomoura Fry Mansion" then he got near here.
Female Audio located from Frayomoura Fry Mansion, podcasting: "Yancy Fry went missing when he has to deliver something... to where? One of my friends got insight. Yancy is trapped in a cryogenic tube this whole time. Many of our family from the past are so dedicated to find him. We didn't know where he is until she found him. Next is Jamaka Simmons..."
Yancy opened the gate by inserting that card, smiling, he can see his relatives living here, partying. One of his relatives had to follow him carefully. Yancy did the test himself. He knew the central door is an elevator. Using the same card and after a minute of DNA tests, it went upwards. There's no elevator music, but instead, replaced by live radio of Missing persons podcast.
Female Audio: "...so she was annoyed by her parents this whole time. Next is Paiko the Hybrid. He has a weird case. He's not part of the missing persons, but he IS on our list. He died of absolute loneliness in his Parents' house alone. A fry member watched his stream with ZERO viewers while also streaming with millions of viewers. and both the streamer and viewers witnessed this quick death, Studies says that mleblenian hearts are incapible of handling too much loneliness as pure human hearts can. We need to learn from how people died and try to prevent those kinds of deaths in the future. Try to look out for anyone who's looking lonely. Include them, watch their behaviors. The only way to have the healthiest relationship is to accept them for who they are, including their flaws. Paiko's parents are gizhupping him. He lived with his parents and they limited their with him. Paiko's last words? I'm tired of being alone. He even said that while crying. Honors for you, Paiko..."
The audio was immediately silenced by the elevator's AI. FryBot came down, and he sounded like Fry, it pretended to have amnesia, so it wouldn't scare Yancy more than he already is. Yancy actually said "James Morales" and the elevator opened for him. The FryBot really is looking for the most unpopular name Yancy has. He was walking ahead and he was halted by his relative from outside with a fighting staff. The relative is a woman who's very agile and her name is Miarus. She stood firm and ready for combat if he walked another step. The reason she's like this is because there has been impersonators of Yancy attempted to invade this place before. Professor Kilnsarthe said, "Let me take it from here, Miarus." She instructed both of them to the inspection room. Miarus kept watch the entire time.
Female Audio in Missing Persons main room: "...thanks to you, Paiko, that we learned that some unknown deaths from people that was still missing caused by loneliness. Speaking of that could have been a death from loneliness, Jerry Taizone. A kidnapper kidnapped him, but the weirdest thing is, The same kidnapper got arrested and there's no sign of him everywhere he's came in with. Weird thing is, the detectives are stumped by the same kidnapper. The detectives knew he has stolen car keys from a woman, but he wasn't in his stolen car. A week later, Someone found Jerry Taizone inside their apartment, dead. No one knew how he died. There are no signs of abuse, murder, nor anything from the kidnapper. In this apartment, he has plenty of resources, there's no sign of a heart attack, starvation, nor dehydration. That was WAY back before the Mleblenian alliance. The strangest thing is he did not leave this apartment. There are a lot questions, like Why didn't he just... leave? Why did..."
Professor Kilnsarthe is going to to inspect him and he has to wear the futuristic hospital gound the entire time. Professor wore the special, magnetic claw gloves. Yancy was calm the entire time. Level 1 inspection is complete, but due to his calmness, She suggested that this is the Yancy Fry. Miarus asked, "How can you tell if he's really Yancy from the most basic of inspections?" Kilnsarthe answered while putting her gloves off, "Mleblenians can sense a relative from a 100 mile radius. Also, confidence is horrible liars." Miarus is confused, "I thought you're the only Mleblenian who can't sense relatives." Kilnsarthe replied, "I thought so too. I've been using the sense as a com this whole time. I never expected my north point is tracking him, even I feel dizzy inspecting him." Miarus knew Mleblenians gets dizzy when near their sensed relatives after a while. They both hugged him as a way of welcoming him into their lives. Miarus wanted to look after him, not just physically, but emotionally. That's the warmest he's ever felt, but he's starting to miss Fry thanks to FryBot. Professor Kilnsarthe said first then, "Well then, I have things to do. See you at the Interview, Yancy."
Miarus looked at Yancy and noticed a slight depression, asking "Are you okay, Yancy. 1000 years really is a long jump in time." Yancy said that he's fine, but she is not convinced he's fine. She said, "Saying that you're fine without a reason says that you're not. It makes me worry more. People from the past usually ignore this sign, and that makes the depressed fine person more likely to commit suicide." Yancy said, "The truth is, I'm starting to miss my family." Miarus replied "Told you! Please , I want to be there for you." He smiled at her and thanked her.
Chapter 3: The interview with a special guest...
Yancy seemed entertained hearing stories while touring around in the Missing Persons hallways. Then he and Miarus sat on the chairs, talking.
Female Audio: "This one hybrid girl, Pikapo got lost and she was discovered being lab tested. Hybrid variant of mleblenian pheramones are discovered to be more potent than those from the original beings. The government are looking for a vaccine against those pheramones. Only Mleblenians died from this vaccine The only survivor is unvaccinated Pikapo. Studies say that those Pheramones are used to regulate behaviors. They have voices in their heads, instructing the host not to do. Apparently, The pheramones only kill those who commit serious crimes. It's a mystery that it only kills a whole buch of murderers and corrupt police officers, but never farmers who takes eggs from chickens to sell them, nor soldiers who fight for their planet. It's also weird it's corroding car engines when its driver ignores the stop signs from busses... And more on Pikapo. She was kidnapped from a park designed for kids. She is the part of Gen Mlebrid 3 after all. She was placed in a cage in front of scientists. Blood drawn, spit extraction... Hold on, What? Professor Kilnsaethe has an announcement to make."
Yancy and Miarus stopped talking. Kilnsarthe announced, "I have an announcement to make. The Yancy Fry Jr has arrived to Frayomoura Mansion. The tests are complete and the inspection is only basic, because... before the because, The entire Fry family knew that I can't sense a single relative, but it turns out, I have sensed Yancy the whole time. I've been using the sense as a com this whole time. My north point is directing me to the Cryogenics my entire life, so it's because simply, Mleblenians can sense relatives in a 100 mile radius. The Frayomoura Fry Mansion will become stricter on who may enter and who cannot, so a career chip MUST be implanted in your hand this whole time. It's the primary ultra UUID in those things, which is 5 MB long and it's once per chip" Miarus Tapped Yancy's arm and showed him the device that scans his handprint and career chip. He let his hand with a career chip be scanned, and she took a photo of him. She said, "You can choose your room in the Fry Residental district in Frayomoura Fry Mansion after your interview." Kilnsarthe said in Podcast "Yancy, please come to the Live video interview where I'll be hosting." Miarus directed him to the interview.
In the interview, Professor Kilnsarthe asked lots of questions, which he answered. He said every detail of the story. He also said that he never got to say goodbye to his family. He also said that while his original family is gone, at least he's happy to see his future family and he loved his family he met so far. Professor kilnsarthe has a genuine smile and said while live, "That's it for the interview. , he is the original Director's, aka our ancestor's... brother, frozen for 1,000 years after the firework startled him into being frozen while delivering something to the Cryogenics. Also Yancy, you should know something about skapelosis. Philip J. Fry is diagnosed with skapelosis. Skapelosis only is diagnosed in some Fry family and some inbreeds. Studies says skapelosis always come most often from inbreeding. Skapelosis does seem to make a person dumber, but it has a clevery side. If you have Skapelosis, the only way to be smarter is by being clever in your own way in of doing something useful. That's what I've observed from that."
After the Interview, Yancy left the interview room, then Miarus puts a warm blanket on him. He said that he's not that cold, but she insisted that's for his depression, then hugged him on the back, saying, "It's a tradition of managing depression at this point." He itted that it does feels nice. She walked him inside the Fry residental district, and he picked out his own room as long the room's handprint has blue lights. The only way Yancy can pay rent is by working inside the mansion or outside, no money payment required. They both sat on Now Yancy's bed and talked for a while. Yancy asked who's the niece hiring an enforcer. Miarus got excited and said "I'm hiring enforcers. Most people who attended seemed... off... for some reason, like they're not here for my money. People from your time usually call this sense that I have... me being 'cowardly', or me having 'trust issues'. I would feel if something's going to be wrong. I'm so sorry about threatening you. People Impersonating you is highly offensive against the Fry family!" Yancy giggled and replied "No worries! You're so determined to protect your family. To be quite honest, I want to go to the party."
In the Party, Yancy is bodyguarded by Miarus, meeting most family excited to see him. Some hugged him. He is shown the cuddle room in Frayomoura Fry mansion for Fry family only, which is for people who likes to cuddle. It has a lot of beds, even different types of beds. It even has a sign, saying, "Everybody is allowed to be awake before Midnight, and everybody must be quiet here." While Yancy is touring around, several sleepy, but highly affectionate family wants to nap with him. They did take no as an answer. There's this massive dining room for the Fry family only. There's a lounging area for Fry family only. Yancy toured a lot.
At 1:42 AM, the party is cleared up, and the entirety of the Fry family are going to bed, some in the Cuddle room. Professor Kilnsarthe and Miarus asked Yancy if he wants them to sleep with him. Miarus said that a long jump in time may make nightmares if he slept alone. Kilnsarthe said that she wanted to cuddle him because she obsessively sensed him for a really long time. She said that she's a mother of two and that she's diagnosed with Skapelosis. Yancy lets both of them sleep with him in his room.
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