My shitpost story

Chica ate some pizza. She liked pizza. Suddenly, Big Chungus launches in and is like “ DAMN YOU THICC “ . Chica yeets the pizza boxes and gets some lasagna. Big Chungus said “ NOM NOM NOM “ and ate. Chica then saw Moto Moto. He ditched Gloria for Chica! Chica wasn’t happy and threw the lasagna at his face. And there you go, Jason ( if your name is this it ain’t meant to be ), that is how I came up with the song ‘ Bitch Lasagna ‘ .

Freddy was hanging out with his buddy. Ennard snatched his beehive off his head. Ennard was like “ THERE IS A PIECE OF ME IN EVERY BODY “ and put his eye in the hair. Freddy scratched his bald eagle hair and Ennard put his beehive back on.

Bonnie jammed out his guitar. Then a blue looking guy, with his fist down, launched right in front of him. It was a guy named Thanos. Thanos and Bonnie were best mates. Soon later, Bonnie found out Thanos was a actor. Now, Bonnie is scared of fists and purple and blue people.

#ShitStory