This parody is about Mrs. Afton and Mr. Afton.
The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life He was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the danger right in front of me My favorite food is pizza (baby, that's my favorite too) I love cartoon bears (baby, I love Winnie the Pooh) Hey man, what's your favorite film? She said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called Re-Animator, Re-Animator I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Re-Animator, not ironically He said, costume design was a highlight I like it for the plot (tell me what the plot's about) A medical student who injects glowing stuff into dead bodies..(cool) Re-Animator, please God save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed He said, "Re-Animator is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" He said, "I ire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code Why are you blinking so much? (I've got something in my eye) Here, let me get it out (no thank you, I don't wanna die) Bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak? (No) Very good then, bon appétit Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony at the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed, tell me what the theme's gonna be Re-Animator, Re-Animator That way we could save on the catering bill Re-Animator, don’t need to feed if they’er dead. If you are the best man, you know the deal, start croaking I can finally open myself up to love I can finally resurrect a dead corpse Re-Animator, Re-Animator
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