Considerate Lefty (Shit post Story)

Edit: -sees it featured- Yo who did dis

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Lefty was thinking about SpringTrap again. SpringTrap was an understanding doctor with solid fingers and chubby thighs.

Lefty walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved urban Shanghai with its grated, greasy gates. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel calm.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an understanding figure of SpringTrap .

Lefty gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a considerate, violent, port drinker with pink fingers and grubby thighs. His friends saw him as an adorable, attractive angel. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a bumpy disabled person.

But not even a considerate person who had once made a cup of tea for a bumpy disabled person, was prepared for what SpringTrap had in store today.

The hail pounded like smiling kittens, making Lefty healthy. Lefty grabbed a ripped sandwich that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Lefty stepped outside and SpringTrap came closer, he could see the puzzled smile on his face.

SpringTrap gazed with the affection of 5125 articulate envious elephants. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss."

Lefty looked back, even more healthy and still fingering the ripped sandwich. "SpringTrap, eat my shorts," he replied.

They looked at each other with sneezy feelings, like two racid, roasted rats bopping at a very irable party, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two gentle uncles loving to the beat.

Lefty regarded SpringTrap's solid fingers and chubby thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Lefty with a delighted grin.

SpringTrap looked delighted, his emotions blushing like a red, real ruler.

Then SpringTrap came inside for a nice glass of port.

THE END

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