Conversations I've had or been in as faslettos character

Marvin : I need holy water

Mendel : ohio more like oh hi hoe. Ha got em .

Whizzer: in my typed essay I kept writing hoe instead of how... I turned it in already

Mendel :I Wish to drown myself in night quil

Trina: the medicine pill ?

Mendel : y e a

Marvin : what's a bromance

Whizzer : two bros one romance

Charlotte: shes torturing the kitten

Cordelia: I'm tRyInG tO pLaY WiTh tHe kiTtEn

Mendel : it summer the last thing we schould be doing is thinking

[This is a really sucky one but I'm out of school rn and have no one to talk too .-.]