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I am going to attempt this week's challenge...
An Unhelpful Guide to EXO!!!
In this blog, I am doing OT9.
:warning: WARNING: This unhelpful guide will contain inside jokes and immature content such as screaming and more. :warning:
So,
Let's go...
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$uho
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• R i c h
• a divorced mom with 8 kids
• gives his kids credit cards to pay for lollipops
• the missing Red Velvet member
• $uho: *jumps up at award show* *dances like crazy* RUSSIAN ROULETTE AHAHHH
Ekskyoomin
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• new people pronounce his name wrONG
• new fans: *watching an introduction to EXO * *sees Xiumin's name* "uhhhhhhh Ekskyoomin" "oooh minsuck"
• "marshmallow"
• and is also a marshmallow (smoll and squishy)
• RAWR is his soulmate
Lays
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• I think he likes dinosaurs
• because he went to JURAJIL PARK
• 🇧🇦🇱🇦🇳🇨🇪
• nct's dad
• also $uho's hubby xjsbsisban
• always high 25/8
• EXO's healing unicorn
• but loves sheeps (?)
Bacon
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• a popular name in EXO is Bacon
• wish you had those vocals tho
• legend says that Bacon is married to Chanshook
• dance moves are underrated
• like in Love Me Right ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
• hip thrusts
• LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
• da sassy queen of EXO
RAWR
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• screams
• literally his name is what he says, "RAWRRRRRRRR" on a daily basis
• Ekskyoomin's soulmate but doesn't know it
• also my soulmate
• (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ squishy like Ekskyumin
• you wish you had those vocals, too
• troll
• eyes of an angel hhh
Chanshook
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• shooketh
• triggered
• Bacon's lover
• scared
• of fireworks
• nation's boyfriend hhhh
• can rap AND sing beautifully both ways
• either a bias or a bias wrecker, don't deny it
Dieo
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• will kill you
• will kill Bacon
• will kill Chanshook
• hates everyone
• but gets squishy with KAA
• EXO's great actor
• amazing vocals as well jdishdjajs why
KAA
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• chicken
• KAAFC is his favourite place to go
• Dieo is HIS soulmate
• wants to kiss Dieo's bald head
• confused innocent bean
Sehoon
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• people also pronounce HIS name wrong
• a good dancer but also a lazy dancer
• YeHEt
• oHORaT
• talllllllllllllll like Chanshook and KAA
• loves $uho, his mom
• takes the credit cards hhhhh
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That's all I have for you in...
AN UNHELPFUL GUIDE TO EXO!!! :smile:
Comment for a Part Two with Tao, Kris, and Luhan!
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Comments (14)
Wait okay but do people really say Xiumin like that????? This was awesome btw
Reply to: vinehex25322
YES on reaction videos omg I can't--
And thanks :satisfied:
“Yehet intensifies” lol I love :joy:
GURL ARE YOU A CHEN STAN BECAUSE IF SO ILYSM
IF YOU ARENT I STILL LY THO
Reply to: lovely.v
FKAISJAHDJS CHEN IS MY BABY :broken_heart: :two_hearts: :heartpulse: :heart: :broken_heart: :two_hearts: :heartpulse: ❣ :purple_heart: :revolving_hearts: :heartpulse: :heart: :purple_heart: :two_hearts: :broken_heart: :yellow_heart: :heartpulse: :two_hearts: :broken_heart: I WANT TO SQUISH HIS CHEEKS--
Reply to: нєχσgσи_ℓ
I JUST WANT TO LOVE HIM AND APPRECIATE HIM FOR FHE REST OF HIS LIFE :blue_heart: :purple_heart: :heartbeat: :blue_heart: :heart: :two_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :sparkling_heart: :heartpulse: :heart: :purple_heart: :blue_heart: :two_hearts:
Loved this so much :joy: :joy: :joy:
Talllllllll
LIKE CHANSHOOK, KAA, GREASE, AND ZIPANTAO
Reply to: :fountain: Laona :seedling: Grouchini :fountain:
SNSJDHAJDHS YASSS