*Wilson*

Generic:

Good day, #!

Attacker:

# is looking especially monstrous today...

Murderer:

You're just another murderous merm!

Reviver:

Why thank you, #!

Ghost:

# is looking greener around the gills than usual.

Firestarter:

Didn't anyone teach you not to play with fire?!

:frog:

*Willow*

Generic:

Hi #!

Attacker:

You're a real little terror, aren't you?

Murderer:

Don't make me snuff you out!

Reviver:

Thanks for the hand, #... or, uh, claw?

Ghost:

Yeesh, what happened to you?

Firestarter:

Heh, attagirl!

:frog:

*Wolfgang*

Generic:

Is tiny fish girl, #! Hello!

Attacker:

Tiny fish girl has no manners!

Murderer:

Wolfgang shouldn't have trusted tiny swamp monster!

Reviver:

# is good. Even if she smell of old fish.

Ghost:

Thought fish had nine lives? Oh, Wolfgang think of cats.

Firestarter:

That not look safe, fish girl!

:frog:

*Wendy*

Generic:

Hello, #.

Attacker:

If you won't play nice, you can't play with us!

Murderer:

You should've stayed hidden in your swamp!

Reviver:

That was very nice of you, #.

Ghost:

I'm so sorry, #.

Firestarter:

Maybe we should play a different game...

:frog:

*WX-78*

Generic:

DETECTING... #!

Attacker:

THIS FISH-TYPE ORGANIC HAS BITE

Murderer:

DON'T DESTROY TOO MANY OF MY MINIONS, #

Reviver:

# HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES AFTER ALL

Ghost:

SIGH. NOW I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW MINION

Firestarter:

HA HA. SHE'S AWFUL. I APPROVE

:frog:

*Wickerbottom*

Generic:

Hello dear #, are you ready for more lessons?

Attacker:

Settle down, now!

Murderer:

I will not tolerate that kind of behavior, #!

Reviver:

Why thank you, dear.

Ghost:

Oh that won't do at all, let's get you sorted out.

Firestarter:

Do you what I said about fire? I should say not!

:frog:

*Woodie*

Generic:

#! Hey little bud!

Attacker:

Woah! Slow down there, bud!

Murderer:

That's it, I'm givin' you the axe!

Reviver:

A bit rough around the edges, but you're alright #!

Ghost:

We'll get ya feeling right as rain in no time..

Firestarter:

Hey! What do you think you're doin'?

:frog:

*Maxwell*

Generic:

Greetings, Miss #.

Attacker:

This is no time for childishness!

Murderer:

# has revealed her true nature!

Reviver:

Ah, thank you, #.

Ghost:

Oh dear, whatever will become of your kingdom now?

Firestarter:

Who left the tiny green demon unsupervised?!

:frog:

*Wigfrid*

Generic:

Hail, #, small beastie öf the marshlands!

Attacker:

Ah, you wish tö test your mettle in cömbat? As yöu wish!

Murderer:

I will nöt be defeated sö easily, beastie!

Reviver:

It seems yöu have a kind heart 'neath that scaly hide.

Ghost:

Yöu've a warriör's spirit, but yöu're nöt ready för Valhalla yet!

Firestarter:

# toys with Hel's flames!

:frog:

*Webber*

Generic:

Hey #! Watcha up to?

Attacker:

Hey, stop it! No hitting!

Murderer:

Why would you do that, #?

Reviver:

Whew, thanks #!

Ghost:

Don't worry! I'm sure there's heart around here somewhere!

Firestarter:

I... don't think that's allowed...

:frog:

*Warly*

Generic:

Salut, mademoiselle #!

Attacker:

That wasn't very nice, #!

Murderer:

Mon dieu! What a horrible little creature!

Reviver:

You are very kind, little one.

Ghost:

Don't you worry, we'll get this sorted out!

Firestarter:

Ah-! Little ones shouldn't play with matches!

:frog:

*Wormwood*

Generic:

# is helpful friend

Attacker:

Ah! Why you hurt friend?

Murderer:

# do bad thing!

Reviver:

# is very good

Ghost:

Oh. # having fun?

Firestarter:

No! Stop #!

:frog:

*Winona*

Generic:

Hey there kiddo, how's it going?

Attacker:

Sure you wanna do that, kiddo?

Murderer:

I gave ya the benefit of the doubt, but that's it!

Reviver:

Whew, not bad, kid!

Ghost:

Don't you worry, I'll fix ya right up.

Firestarter:

Hey, who let you play with that?!

:frog:

*Wortox*

Generic:

Gotten into any trouble yet today, #?

Attacker:

# has a fiendish look in her eye.

Murderer:

Surely we can sort this out, imp to shrimp?

Reviver:

You have a good soul, #. I promise not to eat it.

Ghost:

Don't fret, I won't eat you!

Firestarter:

Hyuyuyu, brilliant!

:frog:

*Wurt*

Generic:

Hello me!

Attacker:

Mermfolk should stick together!

Murderer:

Glurp... am own worst enemy!

Reviver:

Can always count on me!

Ghost:

There gotta be heart around somewhere.

Firestarter:

Stop! You gonna get us trouble!

:frog:

*Walter*

Generic:

Hi #!

Attacker:

She's just doing what comes naturally, I guess.

Murderer:

Hey #, no killing people! Killing bad!

Reviver:

Thanks! Uh... florp?

Ghost:

Oh boy, what trouble did you get into this time, #?

Firestarter:

No, first you clear the arena, then arrange the logs like this, then-

:frog:

*Wanda*

Generic:

Sorry #, I can’t stay and chat!

Attacker:

Are you getting up to some trouble, #?

Murderer:

Stay back! If it’s you or me, I’m picking me!

Reviver:

I think you and I are going to get along quite well, #.

Ghost:

Stop pestering me, I’ll have you back as quickly as I can!

Firestarter:

This won’t end well…