UGH (Drama Llama)

Ok so she was holding this treat telling me "paw"... what the heck do you want me to do human... she repeatedly told me paw. Oh.. so you want me to throw my paw into your "paw" then I get a treat?

Ok then.. I threw my paw into hers and she got all happy telling me I was a "good boy" yeah I believe I am the "greatest pup" but ok, I'll take it I guess.

These stupid furless humans dont understand anything do they? Everyone knows a dog only shakes paws with a friend, not a bossy old human.

Screw this humans I want to go back to chewing on their property to trigger them, it's what a good dog does. I walked off and left her there by herself, take the treats sucker! I do my own stunts haha!!

Anyways, to all you annoying humans... stop it and let us do our own crap, we dont want to throw our paws at you, its boring. Ok now that's all from me, I dont need to explain myself to you humans.

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