The Parody Team: The Purple Towel

YO YO YO TARTS THE #Bathroom12Album SINGLE, “The Purple Towel.”

Here is our PottyPic of the week..

now let’s get onto the parody of The Principal! :smiling_imp:

[Verse One]

cuddly, fluffy, water-seeping, always needing fucking wringing

great for so many things, washing, drying, germ defying

this was you but, now it’s over, you’re old and gross and need a makeover.

[Pre-Chorus One]

if i’m getting clean how do you get dirty?

doesn’t matter if the wash machines sturdy

if i add you to the dry load

you just come out moldy and crunchy

wanted to keep you forever

but it’s time to make a change for the better

[Chorus]

i’ve tried to keep you fresher but you wanna mold away, right?

can’t stay clean all day and night, your foul smell is not a delight

getting splashed in the washer while staying rough, coarse, and dry

how the hell, am i supposed to wipe, you scrape my skin, and that’s not right

[Post-Chorus]

the purple towel, oh oh

discolored and ripped, oh

the purple towel

the purple towel, oh oh

crusty with no grip, oh

the purple towel

[Verse Two]

rotten, musty, and decaying

never wanted a replacement

you were a sensation

now you bring me agitation

i’d rather be pruny than dry with a towel thats as hard as graphite

[Pre-Chorus Two]

can’t you see that you’ve grown moldy?

so stiff and hard that you’re not folding

changed from purple to green and decomposing

[Chorus]

i’ve tried to keep you fresher but you wanna mold away, right?

can’t stay clean all day and night, your foul smell is not a delight

getting splashed in the washer while staying rough, coarse, and dry

how the hell, am i supposed to wipe, you scrape my skin, and that’s not right

[Post-Chorus]

the purple towel, oh oh

discolored and ripped, oh

the purple towel

the purple towel, oh oh

crusty with no grip, oh

the purple towel

[Bridge]

im sorry if i ever mistreated you, i may have used you to clean up my blood

but it’s your job, if you can’t handle it

then you are getting thrown outside my door

[Outro]

i’ve strived to keep you fresher

but nothing lasts forever, right?

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Working Process/BTS

alright y’all do NOT need to know how long this took us to finish so I’m blocking out this time stamp :flushed: :flushed: but this concept took us awhile because of lack of material.

first our plan was to call it the Paper Towel.. (please enjoy Eli’s 69 joke)

But as time went on, agreed the purple towel would be more fitting and have more to talk about in the song.

So once everyone agreed on a topic, it was figuring out the exact meaning and emotion we wanted..

Which was clearly an issue for me. LMAO!! WHICH WAY WERE WE GOING TO GO WITH THIS?? WHO KNEW. COULDNT BE ME.

At first I had a hard time understanding why we would hate the towel. But soon enough we had found a reason.

We continued on writing, googling synonyms for “moldy” because we had used the word too many times.. until we were finally finished with the song!

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We hope you all enjoyed this edition of The Parody Team!

let us know in the comments if you understood what we meant when talking about blood in the bridge🤫

Links to the of The Parody Team:

havey:)

madhatterz

pity

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