L-L-L-Laffy Taffy anyone???

I'm currently lightly kicking my feet, mumbling, giggling, hiding my face and jumping on my bed all at the same time.

I randomly ed a teen Au someone made here back in 2021 after CTF came to a close, I completely forgot who made it but I'm not telling you because there's no way I'm setting someone up to get hate.

And in the Au, Toman is dating both Eliza and Xavier since Xavier x Toman was slowly becoming a thing during CTF however Dragon Fruit is a canon ship so then they made both Xavier x Toman and Dragon Fruit exist in their Au. Basically they were still enjoying their ship but following canon.

And omg Toman gave them all matching rings(I them being the Bisexual flag) and the comics were told by their Oc's pov who was looking for some of the creek kids to ask them questions and then they needed to ask Eliza where Xavier is and she says "He's with our boyfriend, blah blah". Sure there was more but I can't .

I live for Dragon Fruit but I'm just thinking about since Xavier turned over a new leaf and if he gives it a lot of time he'll make friends and get with Toman like in the Au but Toman is still with Eliza. However I still want Dragon Fruit to be a thing, I love it too much.

Quick explanation for why I chose Laffy Taffy for their ship name:Laffy is pronounced as, "Laughey" Toman is associated with laughter as he likes to tease and LAUGH at other creek kids, 'Taffy' cause of Xavier's candy and 'Laffy Taffy' because it is usually pink fitting for Eliza as her favourite colour is obviously pink. If you don't like that I have alternatives on my ship name wiki, or you can make your own name(s) and I'll put it on the wiki if you want.

I don't ship or like Xavier x Toman however I do not dislike it and won't mind if this ship became more popular than it already is. But dude Laffy Taffy is slowly becoming my new fixation. I'm having this same problem in the Omori fandom, I don't like Sunburn (Aubrey x Sunny) I LOVE Suntan (Kel x Sunny) but I found myself falling in love with Sunscreen 2 months back (Aubrey x Sunny x Kel. Kel and Aubrey are platonic). What is wrong with me like omg is anyone else having this same problem what is it even called???

Omggg I just made up a dynamic: Two people hating each other but trying to look like they can stand each other cause they're both dating the same person and they want them to be happy and doesn't want them to feel pressured into picking one over the other so they don't start any drama. OMG EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE ANY TYPE OF MEDIA PLEASE ADOPT MY DYNAMICCCC I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND I'M JUST GOING LIKE:"Teehee Toman big dummy and doesn't realize his boyfriend and girlfriend hate each other".

Think about it it's so funny even if you don't ship it.

Toman is like "Okay honeys Imma brb don't miss me too much :D! *Forehead smooch* *Forehead smooch* Xavier and Eliza happily nod watching him walk away and the second they see he's gone they're fucking beating each other's asses :skull: I'm convinced property damage is involved. Then Toman comes back, Xavier and Eliza straighten themselves up and make it look like they never even laid a hand on each other (And fix any damage done to the room they're in) and they're just batting their eyes and twirling their hair like "Omg hi babe you're back me and Eliza/Xavi missed you soooo much!!!!"

Quiet chuckling.

Also don't take this as a "He's my boyfriend" "No he's my boyfriend >:(" Situation between Xavier and Eliza, they just don't like each other lol

Anyone can use this dynamic but please make this dynamic known world wide so it can take over the world of ship dynamics I love this little creation of mine I can't think about Laffy Taffy without giggling and tip toeing.

Of course if I do end up seriously shipping Laffy Taffy, Eliza and Xavier are not dating, I imagine them being at each other's throats cause it's funni. Laffy Taffy is Toman having two hands however if you also find yourself liking Laffy Taffy and you want Xavier and Eliza to date each other along with Toman I am fine with that. I don't care what you order this ship, I may not agree but I will not stop you.

Head canon:I feel like Eliza is transfeminine and Toman is gender fluid at least under the non binary umbrella so let's go T4T Dragon fruit and I think Xavier is gay so Bi4gay Xavier x Toman. Last one, I'm convinced Toman and Eliza are a Bi4Bi couple.