The Christmas Catastrophe

On the third day of Weebmas, Ota gave to me; a fanfiction, made by a weeb

That’s right. It’s the festive time of the year. It’s time for the third day of #12DaysOfWeebmas! Just a side note: This is an alternate universe, so I’m just using characters from season 2 of Black Butler, Tokyo Ghoul, OHSHC, and Attack on Titan. Onto the fanfiction!

“Claude, do you even have any qualification for this in the first place?” Sebastian asked the other man standing face-to-face with him. They were planning the London Square Christmas Party.

“Of course not, Michaelis. But I’d like to make a little wager with you. If I get more votes for ‘best-planned party’, will you let me eat your young master’s soul?” Claude proposed. Sebastian knew he wouldn’t help with the busy event, otherwise. It was quite interesting how Claude was so obsessed with the young lord.

“That challenge is accepted. Now, you need to recruit someone to your planning committee. If you don’t, you’re not qualified. I’m taking two helpers, ta-ta,” Sebastian said, walking out of the grand room they were talking in.

It’d be easy for Claude to find someone, right? He has numerous people he related to, on a more personal level. One of them would be Tsukiyama Shuu. He has someone he’s obsessed with, too. They’d met for tea on numerous occasions when his highness, Alois Trancy, was sleeping.

Claude had decided to pay Tsukiyama a visit.

He’d finally arrived in Japan, with a meeting place for Mr. Tsukiyama. It was called Anteiku. He said that they’d served the most delicious coffee there. And, that one of the waiters was his dear precious Kaneki-kun. Claude braced himself to see his old friend for the first time in forever and walked through the door.

Sebastian had arrived in , where Captain Levi had lived fighting Titans. These days, he’s been handling a tea shop for his mid-thirties crisis. Sebastian went to pick him up to help clean, and after he did, he went to Japan.

Kyoya was working on ing for how much the annual London Christmas party would cost when Sebastian came to see him.

“Took you long enough, Sebastian Michaelis. My data on you says you’re never late, but you clearly are,” Kyoya remarked, glaring at Sebastian.

“I’m sorry, Kyoya, I had to pick someone up of importance this year,” Sebastian informed Kyoya.

“I can’t see anyone else with you? Are they invis--,” Kyoya got cut off.

“Hey brat, I’m right here!” Levi said, glaring up at the tall man. There was a 20 cm height difference between the men (actual research done).

Kyoya couldn’t help laughing. They decided it was getting late and started planning for the party the next day.

Everyone got ready for the biggest public party in England.

THE DAY OF THE PARTY

Tsukiyama and Claude had decided on a masquerade themed ball for their part of the party. Of course, this was a huge hit, especially for young women. And, the Viscount Druitt. Champagne was served alongside fancy tuna. But, Sebastian's team had a few tricks up their sleeve.

The Sebastian crew's theme was a Butler Cafe, of course. Levi would be the sassy, sarcastic Butler, Kyoya would be the smart, intellectual Butler, and as for Sebastian, he'd be one hell of a Butler. They all attracted many, many young ladies, and a few young men. When the other team started gaining too much attention, they pulled out their Trump card.

They brought out an adorable Ciel who was dressed like Santa. He was the absolute most adorable. But, he wasn't smiling. Which just added on to the cuteness.

Claude glanced over and couldn't take his eyes off of Ciel. He wanted to eat that child's delicious smelling soul. He needed to win the bet. The soul would be his.

They cranked it up a bit with a magic show. In this, Tsukiyama stabbed himself with a knife, but the knife broke... His ghoul specialty. This kept on going.

The teams kept one-upping each other until the party was no longer fun and the party was ruined. Sebastian and Claude felt terrible, so they made up for it by making gourmet meals for the party goers.

At the end of the day, it was a tie between the two men's parties, and Claude didn't get Ciel's soul, but he did get a gift. A gift of giving.

Tsukiyama got a date with Kaneki. Sebastian got a break. Kyoya got a date with Tamaki. And, lastly and happiest, Levi got a cleaning party. The parties were very messy, after all.