Hey you! Yes you peasant! Put down your body pillow because we've got a cure to your crippling single-ness!
Want bad advice about how to pick up a date on your local Tumblr blog!? No!? Well that's too bad! Here today Sebastian will tell you all his ways to beguile a fellow unfortunate soul.
With just three easy payments of Fancy feast cat food and your soul, these steps are yours to fail at miserably! We'll even throw in the screams of a banshee and second rate demon with your purchase!
Take a shot every time Sebastian is desperate for a complement.
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