Connor's always had one wish... Ever since they arrived. He swore he'd get rid of them... All of them.
It was an ordinary day, Connor was wrapping up his video, and went to eat his forty fifth Kinder Egg that day.
They just taste too good, and he had a serious addiction. But he had to finish the video, as he had a doctor's appointment in less than an hour.
He finished his Sebastian Roasts videos, threw his coat on, and got into his car. He drove his way down to the doctor's, hoping he didn't have to wait long.
Not surprisingly, it was a full two hour wait. Connor decided to read a children's magazine, and came across a disgusting page. The headline read:
Kinder Joys: The Chocolate of the Year
He scoffed and continued, reading through the rest of the magazines without further mention.
It was his turn to go into the doctor's office. He shuffled in, awkwardly.
They did all of the basic stuff, such as taking his blood pressure and whatnot... Then, they came across a problem.
"Sir, we need to talk to you about a... health issue," the doctor, who had long black hair and red-pink eyes said, with his smooth voice.
"It appears you've consumed a deadly toy of some sort. You've only got 24 hours to live..." he said, looking down.
Connor's heart dropped. He mustered up the strength to mumble a small "of course..."
"But..." the doctor said, eyes glowing, "I will do everything in my power to grant your last wish. Dr. Sebastian Michaelis, at your disposal."
Connor looked up at the tall doctor, and started smiling.
"Okay, well let's get rid of the worst thing ever... Kinder Joys."
Sebastian and Connor started easy. The local stores. Sebastian distracted the clerks with shape shifting, as Connor stole all of the Kinder Joys.
Next, the stores around the world... The same method worked...
But the factories were tricky. Connor sat these out, as Sebastian destroyed all of the machines and burnt all the existing Kinder Joys. Then, to top it off, he burnt down the factories.
Then, Connor took the ones that weren't already destroyed and burnt them.
His legacy had been completed. 23:57, 23:58, 23:59, 24:00. Connor collapsed, and woke up in Kinder Egg heaven.
Sorry that this is such a rushed story, I'm currently traveling. But peace out.
Comments (3)
BOOOO! This is fakkeee! Ever one knows Connor can't drive :joy: .
#KinderJoysAreBetter
He basically just sits in front of his computer and mic all day ffs :joy:
Kinder Joys taste the same, but the toys are worse.