Forest guardian: hey coco you ever wanna just... Disappear into thin air only for one specific cat to come and get the most obscure fucking items to get you back and leave you in misery until Im back?
Coco: thats...Worryingly specific but no? Why?
Forest guardian: *is already disappearing*
Coco: wh- it- WHY?
Forest guardian: I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GOING TO SAY YES
Coco: WHY WOULD I FUCKING SAY YES
Forest guardian: I just thought youd say yes...
Coco: absolutely fucking not
Forest guardian: well look at the time im gone now have fun finding that cat I mentioned
Coco: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE BITCH WE AREN'T DONE YET
don't ask what this is I have no clue
Comments (13)
This is art
Aw thanks
xD
coco is done with the forest guardian's shit
Such bootiful writing
Isn't it ll/10
Should get featured :ok_hand:
Me @ leaders and curators: GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
perfection