every1 loving krampy so much??????

ok so everyone is in love with krampy for whatever reason and they can do that but imo he’s rEally spooky and creepy, he kinda reminds me of a mad scientist with a bird mask or smthn

but why can’t nobody love Robin????? Robin is the bEsT and she so sweet and kind and omg I’m not kidding when I tell you that as her mate she has given me 3 Bluejays before and I think a cardinal too so like wth robin what is wrong with you why did u give me that but like ty????

The only flaw (if any she has) is that once she gave me a frog and told me that when she saw it, it reminded her of me so thx robin I appreciate the

but if I’m being honest, if there was an update where all the shopkeepers were marriageable, I might dump Robin for Savannah ngl shhhhh