Azkaban Or Dementor's Kiss [POEM]

“I may want Voledermort locked up in Azkaban,

but I want that woman DEAD!”

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                     making Prof Trelawney cry! Oh,

                     and this is inspired by an act in

                     Legally Blonde The Musical

                     Dull-horse Ugly-bridge

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Azkaban Or

Dementor's Kiss

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There! Right there!

Look at that old and crumpled skin,

Look at the fatty shape she's in,

Look at that squat and ugly chin,

She's a fiend! Totally fiendish!

Unlike the Dark Lord Voldemort,

I'd lock him in Azkaban, but

This woman could just go and rot

In some dark alleyway somewhere!

That is the elephant in the room,

She's a member of the ministry,

Is this undersecretary,

Automatically untouchable?

But look at her evil, glinting eyes,

Look at her ugly sneering smirk,

There's the eternal paradox,

Look what we're seeing-

Do we want her in Azkaban…

Or be kissed by a Dementor?

Azkaban, or Dementor's Kiss?

It's hard to just decide,

Azkaban or Dementor's Kiss?

Well, hey, she's far so cruel!

You see in Azkaban she'd be alive

Though under lock and chain, but

Just one Dementor's Kiss,

She would be a husk of herself!

Azkaban or Dementor's Kiss?

The answer could take weeks!

They'll both make her miserable

While we're out here partying!

But really,

Azkaban or Dementor's Kiss?

They're both appealing choices,

Though if she still makes a snark

It'd be fine to feed her to a shark,

Azkaban or Dementor's Kiss?

Or-

There! Right there!

Look at her horrid fashion sense!

Merlin, how could she be so dense?

My eyes are taking the expense!

She's a disaster, just a disaster!

That is the elephant in the room,

She's still from the ministry,

Would it be hard to imagine that

This undersecretary would be

Automatically, radically

Ironically, chronically

Certainly, dutifully

Genetically, medically

Dead! Officially dead!

Officially dead, dead, dead, dead!

Oh, she's still alive?

Damn it!

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