What's the best section in your band?

My band right now

Flutes:are ok but often mess around or dont play

Clarinets: kinda notorious for not being able to play the right rythms

Saxophones: all 1st years except for one who can't play loud enough

Bassoon: is actually good! Tiny kid. Rest of low winds suck though.

Trombones: never play the right note

Trumpets: always too loud. Messes around, egotistical. Fracks high notes.

Percussionists: actually plays things right and doesn't fight the teacher. (except for one kid).

So ya

Color guard

We just call all low instruments the same section, but that is because we have 3 tubas, 1 trombone, 1 base clarinet, 1 euphonium, 1 baritone saxophone, 1 base guitar, and 1 piano (who just plays usually the trombone part, or the tuba part.)

What if none of the sections are very good... XD