does the murderous and intimidating aizen needs to go to the bathroom....?

THE GREAT COSMIC REVELATION . . . (｡o_o｡)""

SPIRITUAL (and intestinal) BREAKING NEWS :

Picture me, like a modern philosopher, sprawled on my couch at 10:30 PM, scratching my chin like Socrates with a cramp... When BOOM !!! An EXISTENTIAL question hits me harder than a zanpakuto strike :

:toilet: DO SHINIGAMI, THESE BADASS GODS OF DEATH... POOP ?! :toilet:

After consulting the greatest minds of Reddit (not so sure about that one), I stumbled upon THE revelation of the century :

Shinigami DO 𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓬𝓪 !!! WITH PROOF TO BACK IT UP :bangbang:

BUT... That means... * :fearful: *... AIZEN TOO !!! Imagine the big bad Aizen, in his most private moments... Suddenly, he seems much less impressive, doesn't he... ??

But that's not all. *serious tone*

During an intellectual pajama party (we were tired), my best friend and I had THE conversation that changes everything. Between two deep analyses of Aizen's psychology, we shifted to the noblest subject of all :

𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓬𝓪.

With our legendary maturity (kindergarten level), we had THE revelation : If Ukitake can be sick... ALL shinigami can...

SCIENTIFIC CONCLUSION :

A simple devastating diarrhea could knock out the great Aizen. Who would have thought that the key to victory lay in his intestines...

FINAL SCORE:

:toilet: 𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓬𝓪 : 1

:smiling_imp: Aizen : 0

thanks to my @nanette for the title. :3