an unhelpful guide to astro

      hi kiddos of astro amino! today i have

      an unhelpful guide to astro. i don't re-

      call there being an unhelpful guide on

      astro amino, but i have seem some on

      youtube. credit to them for giving me the

      idea to make this blog, i'll link some of

      the videos down here. :arrow_heading_down:

      :blue_heart:     :blue_heart:     :blue_heart:

      let's start off with the hAppY viRuS!

      •"nExt. nExt. i'm nExt!"

      •stage name: mj

      •birth name: kim myungjun

      •position: main vocalist, fake visual

      •was born on march 5, 1994

      •he's the oldest member in astro and is a

       crackhead XD

      •loves lame jokes

      up next is the slOw rAppEr!

      •"my name's jiNjiN."

      •stage name: jinjin

      •birth name: park jinwoo

      •position: leader, main rapper, lead dancer

      •was born on march 15, 1996

      •he has a tattoo and is a smol boy

      •loves playing the drums

      here is the mOrning alaRm!

      •"i dOn't hAve a phOne" *is lying*

      •stage name: eunwoo

      •birth name: lee dongmin

      •position: visual, vocalist, face of the group

      •was born on march 30, 1997

      •he was on the hit drama, my id is gangnam

       beauty, and was amazing in it

      •loves swimming, playing guitar/piano/vi-

       olin, and dj-ing

      next is the pUppy cAt!

      •i'm gOnna diE! i'm gOnna diE!"

      •stange name: moonbin

      •birth name: moon bin

      •position: main dancer, lead vocalist

      •was born on january 26, 1998

      •there is a theory that he is a furry, he has

       a sister that is a trainee at yg entertainment,

       and when he was younger he was a model

      •loves playing the piano, acting, water sp-

       orts, and dancing

      here's the dAnce mAcHine!

      •"mY iCe cReAm, nO!"

      •stage name: rocky

      •birth name: park minhyuk

      •position: main dancer, lead rapper, vocalist

      •was born february 25, 1999

      •he was on korea's got talent and he is one

       of the more quite in astro

      •loves cooking, dancing, taekwondo, and

       making up choreography.

      last but not least, here is the bEaGle!

      •"yEs, i'm cUtie!"

      •stage name: sanha

      •birth name: yoon sanha

      •position: maknae, vocalist

      •was born on march 21, 2000

      •he's the youngest member of astro, he's

       the tallest member, is very flexible, and is

       a fast learner.

      •loves to play the guitar and loves dancing

      that's all for today aroha! i hope you

      enjoyed the unhelpful guide!