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I thought I'd just write up some random headcanons. Maybe I should post more random drabbles. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We'll see how well I do I guess. Also I curse probably more than I do on my other posts. ALSO PLEASE MAKE SUGGESTIONS IF YOU HAVE SOME FOR SOME MORE HEADCANONS OR DRABBLES SKSKS.

Image credit: 放課後デート / 莉子/りし

Also most of these are dumb. And Karma x Okuda image is just a cover don't worry this isn't a post around them.

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- Karma sleeps with 2 doonas, 3 three blankets and every single pillow in the house during winter. Since his parents are never home no one can stop him, and no one can change my mind.

- Sugino went to Kanzaki's house to play video games, they started up Wii Sports and Sugino threw the controller at the screen playing bowling (since AC was released in 2012 I'm going to say the Wii console was relevant).

- Hinano, Rio and Yada are all spontaneous road trippers. Hinano and Rio always fight on what music to play in the car. Rio is in the driver seat, Hinano claims shotgun and Yada sits at the back eating the food.

- The Five Virtuosos had a musical phase, (haha think of Book of Mormon and Falsettos)

Falsettos

Book of Mormon

Amusement Park (Group Four)

- Nagisa makes them all go.

- They all are on a rollercoaster: Kayano and Kanzaki are enjoying themselves, Nagisa is a little nervous, Okuda is shaking, Karma is trying not to vomit (being the cocky shit he is, thinking he could go on with a full belly) and Sugino is just, sitting there like his life flashed before his eyes.

- Okuda: CAN I GET A COTTON CANDY PLEASEEEE

- When Terasaka actually learns english he speaks in a horrid stereotypical australian accent.

- Chiba can play the mandolin.

- Hayami owns two cats, dresses them up and walks them.

- Group 2 (Rio, Koki, Sugaya, Chiba, Hayami and Okajima) having a snowball fight, but it's summer and its just wet tissue being thrown.

- Nagisa and Sugino decide getting a pet snake would be cool. Karma orders snake and eats it infront of their conversation.

- Rio is that one person who writes up fanfiction about the in the group chat and then sends it.

- Sometimes Okajima goes and freezes some of the boy's underwear on school trips and laughs silently when they get up the next morning to put on clothes.

- 1am fanfiction reading with Fuwa, Rio and Yada.

- Once, Kayano had drinks with Karma and Nagisa (during the timeskip shh) and Nagisa paased out like usual and Kayano and Karma gave him a giant makeover. Nagisa ended up looking like an e-girl.

- Later on, Fuwa had a phase where she would stash yaoi's under her mattress so she had top notch garbage to read ;)

- Hazama and Kataoka, despite being probably opposites love their aesthetics and decorate their rooms alot.

- Isogai is the kind of drunk you would fight everyone.

- Takebayashi spends at least two hours everyday arguing who's best waifu on 4chan- wait no I call this canon.

- And Karma trolls him on these forums.

- Rio can play the saxophone. She learnt how to play careless whisper for the memes.

- Itona has really messy handwriting, but can type at 117 WPM.

- Itona probably uses paper plates for everything that's not ramen.

- Yoshida likes bungee jumping.

- Terasaka, Yoshisa and Hazama are suckers for romance movies even how much they say they hate them. Muramatsu is the sane one, and Itona is that one horrible person in the cinema giving a huge assed critique.

- Terasaka mains Kirby in Super Smash Bros (fucken loser has no skill :)

- Chiba is great at Smash but has broken 3 controllers.

Incorrect Quotes:

Karma (being purposely obnoxious): Let's be best friends forever!

Gakushuu: No thanks.

Karma: Oh well! *handcuffs his own wrist and Gakushuu's*

Gakushuu: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

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Irina: I need you

Karasuma: For?

Irina: Ever.

Karasuma: Oh, ok.

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Karma: He died of natural causes

Kayano: You pushed him off a cliff?

Karma: Gravity is natural.

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Sugaya: Huh, it's dark here. I can't see to well.

Kōki: *LED shoes turn on* I gotchu fam.

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Hara: Do you have any bags I can borrow?

Hazama: The only bags I carry are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically there to carry the burden of my existence.

Hara: You could've just said no

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Itona, t-posing in the doorway: Good morning parental figure.

Shiro: Good morning problem child.

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Isogai: How'd ya fall 'n love with me

Maehara I found your lameness amusing

Isogai: ...Bitch

Maehara: Whoa your getting banned from my Minecraft server

Isogai: Well fuck you I'll just go play COD.

Maehara: LAME *proceeds to default dance*

Kataoka: And this is why we can't have nice things.

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Terasaka: Yandere girls are hot.

Takebayashi: *preparing for a waifu war*

Takebayashi: Would you be turned on if I shot you with this gun?

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Chiba: Alright knock 'em dead! That was a figure of speech please don't kill anyone.

Karma: It's too late

Chiba: iTS BEEN 5 SECONDS

Karma, holding a body in a bag: You didn't specify a time

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Karma: I did something wrong...

Kayano: Where's the dead body we have to hide

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Itona: *inhales*

Itona: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY 420 BLAZE IT 360 NO SCOPE *INSERT HITMARKER* DORITOS SHREK HAS SWAG OBEY CHUGGING MY MOUNTAIN DEW *AIRHORN* #THUGLIFE OHHHHHH ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED 666 GET REKT *INSERT TITANTIC FLUTE AND IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL* SCRUBS SNOOP DOGGG, DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS. TRIGGERED. 69 IN THE SHEETS *INSERT LENNY FACE AND HAHA FUNNY DOGE* *AIRHORN SOUND* OHHHHHH M8 YEAH BOIII *INSERT NYAN CAT THEME*

Hazama: Perish into the obyss.

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Korosensei: Yay! Okajima made it through the entirety of Valentines Day without being knocked unconscious! Way to go! Thats-

Korosensei: Alright. Who threw the brick

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Sugino: Why are you two always out in rainstorms?

Nagisa: Because it's so peaceful and refreshing, I love the smell of fresh rainfall.

Karma: Nagisa bet me $12 I couldn't get struck by lightning but HES WRONG.

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Karma: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Okuda: I'm sorry, what was that middle part?

Karma: I can make a hat.

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Terasaka: What are you doing?

Itona: *squiggling into his arms*

Itona: Hiding.

Terasaka: Don't you mean hugging?

Itona: Did I fucking stutter?

Itona: Now shut up and hug me

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im allowed to feed my crackships here.

*skipping stones*

Okuda: Ah, its such a beautiful evening.

Terasaka: Take that you fucking lake.

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Specific (Ask Meme)

Ship- Terasaka x Itona (you saw this coming)

also the rest is just gonna be teraito because i got distracted like a retard sksk

- How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?

They usually sleep bundled up, and Terasaka wakes up on the floor somehow. Probably no rituals besides an occasional pillow fight.

- How’s their team work? Do they share well?

They share pretty reasonably, Itona sometimes gets a little more. They can work together but they are both stubborn to the point they can't agree to certain things lmao

- What does their home look like? Their room?

Oh, Itona has papers and stuff all over the place, but Terasaka leaves laundry all over the place.

- How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

(probably Itona everytime Terasaka gets injured) "Oh no, not again."

And then you have Terasaka who teases the hell out of Itona when he's sick. It's either obnoxious amounts of compliments or him eating foods info of Itona he can't eat.

- Who is more likely to start a pillow fight at an obscure time at night?

iTONA. He sUckS and acTs LiKe a sIx YeaR oLd.

- Are they more likely to built a pillow fort with aesthetically pleasing string lights or sit in a bed of a truck looking up at the stars?

tbh i feel like these two would buy those really kiddy beds with bedframes like vehicles

Bed of a truck. Who can be bothered.

- Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?

Itona doesn't like PDA but would kill for headpats. Terasaka doesn't care lmao.

- Who is ready to throw down and who is ready to make a flower crown?

Itona makes the flower crown, he's a bloody engineer he has the fingers for it. tERASAKA WEARS IT LIKE REAL MEN DO.

what does throw down mean im high

- Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

Okay this one is actually canon but it's "dumpling nose", that one is my personal favourite.

- Any tasks that are always left to one person?

Handy work is usually left to Itona, Terasaka once hammered a nail through his hand.

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Bonus:

Itona: You're stupid

Terasaka: no u

Itona: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am ing my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Terasaka: you good mate? we dont live in the US.

anyways i gotta sleep kthnxbye