Sage vlog 30

Noelle: oh god uhhhh oohh

Ahh Noelle that’s so tight

Noelle: good

Flies: Bsstbtsdttbssbrrsber

Ahhhh these flies won’t stay off of me!!

Alright let’s face it. Aside from this morning, today has sucked.

I cut my leg, I got 4 bug bites, and I almost ed out again

Noelle: next we could hmmmm LOOK!! A LAKE!!!

oh god

Noelle: Oh wait your knee

Noelle: And your hand

Noelle: Yeah that’s probably not the best idea

Noelle: it’s getting late so we should start the campfire again

later

Hey maybe you could try playing the mini guitar :)

Noelle: sure why not

*strums out of tune*

Noelle: *sings out of tune*

Noelle: we’re campingggg

Noelle: in a trailerrrrrr

Noelle: and sittinggggg

Noelle: by a fireeeeee

Noelle: that’s all I got

So.... what now?

Noelle: I actually don’t know :pensive:

Days later

no really, I forgot this was in my drafts and my dolls have been sitting out here for days ( I feel so bad 🥺 )

Sage: hey Sagebrushes my camera died and I somehow forgot to put the new batteries in mostly because I couldn’t find them. While you were gone I got sunburnt, got 2 more bug bites, cut my other leg, and.... there was some random people in the forest doing I don’t even know what and I ALMOST DIED

So tomorrow’s the last day of our camping trip and OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO BE OVER

NOELLE IS IT HEALTHY TO HAVE THIS MANY INJURIES?

Noelle: 6 bug bites, 3 cuts, and a severe sunburn? Yeah you’re probably gonna need to go to the urgent care again

Ugh noooo

Noelle: what are we going to do today?

Uhhh we could play games like uhh tag

Noelle: no sage you could fall and hurt yourself again

Uh... we could just wait around here

Noelle: there’s a kitchen here why don’t we bake something

DO WE HAVE ANY INGREDIENTS THOOOO

Well first we should have lunch

Later

Hiiii Sagebrushes we decided to go kayaking!! Let’s hope I don’t fall out of the kayak because Noelle said it’s not the best idea to go in the lake with 3 open cuts

And we don’t even have bathing suits ;-;

Hi Sagebrushes I’m in a kayak

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

later

I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WITHOUT INJURING MYSELF HOW RARE IS THAT

Hey guess what!!! It’s the last night of our camping trip and time to roll out the bed!!

Hey some of my bug bites went away

So we have to put the table away

Take everything out

Pull out the bed and put the bedding on it

And put everything under the bed

Goodnight!!